But it’s late in the blogging day, and we’re too tired to come up with one — so please make up your own punchline, and put it into the comments for this post. (Or send us a clever punchline by email, and we’ll send you some comment invites in return.)
Update: As explained here, we are no longer accepting new “Jurassic beaver” punchlines. But we thank you for your interest.
‘Jurassic Beaver’ Turns Theory on Its Tail [CNN]
: http://wonkette.com/politics/self_writing-jokes/there-has-to-be-a-joke-in-here-somewhere-156661.php