Funny Joke
Deathbed Honesty
A man is lying on his deathbed. His wife sits at his bedside holding his hand and praying silently. He looks up and says weakly, "There's something I must confess, my dear."
"There's no need to," she replies.
"No," he insists, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother."
"I know," she replies. "Now just be still and let the poison work."