Panel of Doctors
When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to theirhospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised norash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but theNeurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and theObstetricians stated they were all laboring under a misconception. The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted; the Pathologists yelled,"Over my dead body", while the Paediatricians said, "Growup!" The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the surgeonsdecided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Radiologists could seeright through it! The physicians thought it was a bitter pill to swallow; and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on thematter." The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologistsfelt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The Anaesthesiologists thought the wholeidea was a gas and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In theend, the Proctologists left the decision up to some asshole in administration.