A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over, I needhelp urgently! I bought a jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t even start it. Herboyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde replies, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a bigchicken.” Her boyfriend hurries over to find the puzzle spread over thetable. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box.Turning to his girlfriend he says, “First of all, no matter what we do,we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anythingresembling a chicken”
He takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I’d advise you to relax.Let’s have a cup of coffee, and then…” he sighs, “let’s put all theseCorn Flakes back in the box…”