A duck walked into a sweet shop and said to
the clerk ‘You got any crackers?’
The clerk replied ‘No this is a sweet shop’
The duck left.
The next day the duck came back and said
to the clerk ‘You got any crackers?’
The clerk replied ‘No this is a freakin sweet
shop, we don’t sell freakin crackers!’
The duck left.
The next day the duck came back and said
to the clerk ‘You got any crackers?’
The clerk replied ‘NO! If you ever ask me
that again i’ll get a hammer and nail your
beak to the f**kin wall!’
The duck left.
The next day the duck came back and said
to the clerk ‘You got a hammer?’
The clerk, looking confused replied ‘no’
The duck smiled and said ‘You got any
nails?’
‘No’ replied the clerk
At this the duck smiled even wider. ‘You
got any crackers?’
You decide is this one dumb duck or an
extremely smart one?