Can you imagine a machine that can transfer pains from one person to another? Well, it exists. It was created by Dr. Uncleche, but that's not the subject matter here.
One woman was pregnant and her spouse loved her so much that during delivery he wanted some of her pains to be transfered to him so that his wife will not suffer much. As a matter of fact, he was the only one who could do that because the Pain Transfer Machine follows a genetic line and only the father of the child to be born could help a woman with child and labor pains.
Now came the time for the transfer. The man was shivering at the thought of the pains he will receive, so he pleaded for just 10% of the woman's pains. The doctor connected the machine to his body and tuned it to 10%. Nothing happened. He added 10% again. The Man felt nothing. He pushed it up to 50%. The man laid calm and told the doctor to give him the full 100%. The doctor protested. 100% can kill you. Please take 80%.
At 80%, the man was still feeling nothing but the woman was in deadly pain. However, the woman gave birth but... when they got home, the gate keeper was seriously complaining and when they took him to a hospital, the doctor concluded that he was suffering from "Labour Pains".
Who is the father of the child?
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