FUNNY - How much does my nose weigh?
A man once went to a local store to measure his weigh on a scale balance. This is his conversation with the storekeeper.
Man: how much will it cost me to stand on the scale balance and read my weight?
Storekeeper: $20, sir.
Man: What! Too expensive. What if I want to weigh just my feet?
Storekeeper: $20, sir.
Man: are you kidding? My whole body for $20.00 and just my feet for $20.00? What about my nose? Who much will it cost me to get just the weight of my nose?
Storekeeper: $20, sir.
Man: you must be joking. Do you think my feet weigh as much as my whole body?
Storekeeper: of course. Why not try it out sir?
Man: Ok. Let me stand on it and get my weight. Wow! 80kgs That’s good. Let me get the weight of my feet too. What? 80kgs again? That’s weird. Now, let me get the weight of just my nose.
As the man bent down to put his nose on the scale balance, he slipped on the floor, hit his nose on the plate of the balance so hard that the pointer moved up to 90kgs.
He didn’t care about his broken nose.
Man: What the hell? How come my nose alone weighs more than my entire body?